farticles

farticles
1. (farticles) (3324↑, 650↓)
The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles\!

2. (farticles) (258↑, 63↓)
The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS\! I inhaled your farticles\!

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3. (farticles) (29↑, 4↓)
the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released

farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into

4. (Farticles) (11↑, 5↓)
[fahrt-i-kuhlz] –noun Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

5. (Farticles) (11↑, 5↓)
The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn\! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles\!

6. (farticles) (10↑, 5↓)
the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart

person 1: i just [farted] person 2: i know i can taste your farticles

7. (farticles) (1↑, 0↓)
(n) 1.fart particles 2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed. 3. airborne poop particles 4. farticulate matter 5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)

"Nena blew farticles all over my pillow and that's how I got pink eye\!"

8. (farticles) (0↑, 0↓)
The particles released when you fart.

I'm smelling some raunchy farticles

9. (Farticles) (5↑, 8↓)
Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood\! Was that you?\! Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus. Glenn: Ugh\! I can totally taste your farticles\!

10. (Farticles) (8↑, 13↓)
the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear "NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS\!\!\!\!" "DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

11. (Farticles) (3↑, 9↓)
A very cold Fart that sounds like a Cow mooing and smells Minty

Your fart smells Minty it must me a FARTICLE. Farticles

Author: freedy5601eatcowsmoo http://farticles.urbanup.com/4286224
Related: fart, farticle, gas, feces, flatulence, poop, shit, particles, shart, assplosion, break wind, dutch oven, farted, flatuglance, flatulance, gross, shitbits, splash up
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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